Nine ladies dancing

According to the Washington Post, the cost of giving someone the gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas is around US$36,000. You could cut costs when you're here, though. Their "nine ladies dancing" is two Spice Girls shows. I could get nine ladies to dance for much less. Eat Bulaga is free, right? And you'll see drummers drumming everywhere here, just catch an ati-atihan troupe.